Dreaming of Mitt
Friday 8 June 2007
“…[MITT] had asked his wife if in her wildest dreams she ever thought she would be at his side as he ran for president. “She looked at me and answered, ‘You are never in my wildest dreams,’” Romney said, his expression simultaneously modest and gallant.”
Apparently, she dreams of a cadre of gas-masked monkeys wielding strap-ons and lemons, and not the splendor that is Mitt.
And “simultaneously modest and gallant” seems more appropriate to describe a bowel movement, not the next ruler of the planet.
oh, this must be wife # 6, who was pulled off laundry duty to not dream wildly of mitt.
fuck mitt with # 6.