Mittspeak
Wednesday 8 August 2007
When asked why his sons weren’t serving in the Greatest War Evah!, someone Lesser-than-Mitt might say “my loins spit out five chickenhawk pussies.”
How did He Who Is Mitt respond?
Mittspeak: “One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”
I really think so, too. Have more sons, Mitt. We need them!
“I will, but I need your help to do it.”
No, no, no. Mitt is so perfect that all his children were conceived via parthenogenesis in his perfect, golden womb.
gee, with all that’s going on within and upon the campaign extravaganza of the century, you’ve not posted. *sigh* where to turn, where to turn?