Columnated Ruins Domino

The phosphorescent blathering of Rob Davies, a left-handed fabulist


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New Blog

6 December, 2007 (17:45) | Uncategorized | No comments

I’m still working on this… Wordpress stuff. Come back later. Watch out for the chickens.

Mike Love Still Sucks

9 August, 2007 (14:03) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

Beach Boys at the Hatch Shell in Boston7-9:30 PMRain or ShineFree!!!
I refuse to pay money to see “The Beach Boys” with Mike Love, because there is no such thing as the Beach Boys without Brian Wilson. But this is free, so we are going.
Why does Mike Love suck?
He did his damned best to make sure [...]

Mittspeak

8 August, 2007 (12:24) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

When asked why his sons weren’t serving in the Greatest War Evah!, someone Lesser-than-Mitt might say “my loins spit out five chickenhawk pussies.”
How did He Who Is Mitt respond?
Mittspeak: “One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.”
I really [...]

I Was A Kamikaze Pilot

3 August, 2007 (09:12) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

Woo hoo!!
Hoodoo GurusMiddle East, Cambridge, MA09/08/07 - 08:00 PM

File Under Redundant

18 July, 2007 (15:48) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

I am reluctant to even waste the phosphors pointing out the inherent foolishness, but…
Christian Fantasy Genre Builds Niche Without Hogwarts, Muggles or Spells
“Christian fantasy, which had been a slow seller, has caught fire recently…”
**cough** Bible **cough**

Hidden Beauty

17 July, 2007 (10:29) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

Mitt is so handsome, he only had to use the make-up service once.
“We used them once but booked time twice and still had to render payment for the appointment time…”
The political Adonis need not have bothered:
“But Stacy Andrews, who made up Romney for Hidden Beauty, said he barely needs makeup.
“He’s already tan,” she said. “We [...]

Readercon 18

11 July, 2007 (08:57) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

Sara and I just got back from Readercon in Burlington, our 8th time going. It was extra long this year due to the added Thursday panel and the expanded panels on Friday. So, I think overall we saw around 18 panels. Most were really good, but a few veered wildly from the description or were [...]

Mitt’s Best Friend

29 June, 2007 (13:13) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

People are accusing Mitt of mistreating the family dog. I don’t see what the kerfuffle is. Dogs suck.
Come on, it’s not like he put his wife on the roof of the car.

Mitt Would Kick His Ass

25 June, 2007 (16:12) | Uncategorized | 3 comments

He’s lucky Mitt didn’t catch him.

Vlucht! Vlucht! De Kippengod!

20 June, 2007 (10:45) | Uncategorized | 1 comment

For no apparent reason, except perhaps a mistyped email address, I’ve been getting some emails from some kind people in, I assume, Denmark. They seem to be a work group or a bunch of college kids working on a project. The latest email was:
“Hoi allemaal,Ik heb de tapes niet ingeladen vrijdag…. Ze liggen inderdaad nog [...]

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