Columnated Ruins Domino

Problem: I am Mitt Romney and I am a Mormon.
Problem: Evangelicals hate Mormons almost as much as they hate those nasty secular progressives.
Problem: I need the evangelical vote to become the king of the world.
What to do? What to do?
Why not plant some starry-eyed volunteer in the audience to say crass, intolerant statements so that [...]

I bet this guy is thrilled he is on the front page of the Washington Post looking like an ass.

It is becoming increasingly apparent that I hate Mitt Romney even more than George Bush. W is like the pile of shit you inadvertently step in on the way to your wedding; Mitt is an ambulatory pile of shit that doggedly follows you around, throwing himself under your shoes every chance he gets.
He gets off [...]

Well, Falwell is dead, and I am rather happy with the fact.
Of course, whenever some carbuncle like Falwell dies, there are always those do-gooders that say “we shouldn’t stoop to their level” and celebrate their death. They claim “the dead should be treated with respect like any other human being.” Pish posh, say I.
Since humanity [...]

A thousand pleases, do not elect this smarmy asshat:
Mitt Romney’s favorite novel: BATTLEFIELD EARTH
I’ll trade you my wacky religion for your wacky religion.
I will see your golden tablets, and raise you two irksome thetans.
(For the record, I love L. Ron Hubbard and find it immensely amusing that his created religion flourishes as it does today. [...]