Columnated Ruins Domino

People are accusing Mitt of mistreating the family dog. I don’t see what the kerfuffle is. Dogs suck.
Come on, it’s not like he put his wife on the roof of the car.

He’s lucky Mitt didn’t catch him.

For no apparent reason, except perhaps a mistyped email address, I’ve been getting some emails from some kind people in, I assume, Denmark. They seem to be a work group or a bunch of college kids working on a project. The latest email was:
“Hoi allemaal,Ik heb de tapes niet ingeladen vrijdag…. Ze liggen inderdaad nog [...]

“The real Romney is clearly an extraordinarily ambitious man with no perceivable political principle whatsover. He is the most intellectually dishonest human being in the history of politics.” (emphasis mine) - Barney Frank (at TPM Cafe)

“I’ve learned one thing in listening to all the debates and reading about all these people running for office, and the one fact I’ve learned, I can’t get out of my mind, is that Rudy Giuliani has been married more times than Mitt Romney’s been hunting.”
– Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, New York Times.
But watch [...]

“My mother was fired from her job 11 months ago and has not yet found work. She drew unemployment, but that has run out. However, her real problem is, she thinks the devil is living in her home and raping her every night. She also thinks this man at work she had a crush on, [...]

Yes! The rise of Mitt continues unabated. New Hampshire is much bigger than Texas and slightly smaller than Africa.
Suck it, Guliani. You were just a mayor, Mitt was a governor.Suck it, McCain. You spent years as a POW, Mitt went to the Olympics.Suck it, Fred Thompson. You were an actor, Mitt still is.

Faced with the knowledge that his paltry presidency will soon be eclipsed by the Reign of Mitt, Bush settles down with a “cold beverage.” Although my expertise only extends to things Mitt Romneyish, I do believe that is a cold beer, which one could speculate to mean that Bush left the wagon back at the [...]

Poor Mitt.
“…[MITT] had asked his wife if in her wildest dreams she ever thought she would be at his side as he ran for president. “She looked at me and answered, ‘You are never in my wildest dreams,’” Romney said, his expression simultaneously modest and gallant.”
Apparently, she dreams of a cadre of gas-masked monkeys wielding [...]

Lucius Shepard (one of the best writers alive) highlights the many virtues of the Republican field, and reserves some special acclaim for He Who Is Mitt. Good stuff.